Everything You Say Sounds...

Get ready to turn heads and stir up laughs with our "Everything You Say Sounds Childish Because You Swallowed Too Many Children" graphic t-shirt. For those who love humor that's a little cheeky and irreverent, this shirt makes a bold statement and keeps things playful. Ideal for casual outings, parties, or just hanging out with friends, this tee is sure to be a conversation starter.

Cheeky Humor Meets Classic Style

If you appreciate witty, edgy humor, this t-shirt is for you. The playful design pokes fun in a daring way, adding a humorous twist to any outfit. Perfect for those with a sense of humor that’s both clever and a little provocative, this tee blends great style with a hint of shock value.

Built for Comfort and Durability

This unisex classic tee offers more than just laughs—it’s also designed for comfort and long-lasting wear. Made from 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester), the fabric is soft yet sturdy, holding its shape over time. With a fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²), this tee strikes the perfect balance between lightweight comfort and durability.

Product Features

• Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk Jersey Knit: Maintains a consistent fit after washing
• Open-end Yarn: For added softness and durability
• Tubular Construction: Seam-free design for maximum comfort
• Taped Neck and Shoulders: Reinforces the shirt’s shape for long-term wear
• Double Seam: Sturdy finish at sleeves and bottom hem for extra strength

Perfect for Layering or Stand-Alone Style

Whether you wear it alone or layer it under a jacket, this tee offers a structured, rich look that works for a variety of outfits. The sharp lines and high-quality fabric make it ideal for those who want a standout piece in their streetwear rotation. With its durable construction, this tee will hold up wash after wash, keeping your style sharp and ready for any occasion.

Why Choose Couture Wild?

At Couture Wild, we blend humor and high-quality fashion to create apparel that stands out. This graphic t-shirt is a perfect example of our commitment to bold, daring designs paired with exceptional durability. Every item is crafted with care, ensuring that you can wear your humor proudly for years to come.

The Perfect Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor

Looking for a gift that’ll make them laugh out loud? This t-shirt is a fun and unique choice for friends or loved ones who appreciate a good joke. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because, this shirt is sure to bring a smile to their face.