My Last Girlfriend

For those who enjoy walking on the wild side of humor, our "When My Last Girlfriend Choked To Death It Was A Terrible Blow" graphic t-shirt is the perfect addition to your collection. This tee serves up a bold dose of dark humor that’s sure to catch eyes and start conversations. It’s edgy, provocative, and perfect for anyone who isn’t afraid to push the boundaries of comedy.

Bold Statements with Unmatched Quality

This t-shirt doesn’t just make a statement—it also stands the test of time. Printed on our Unisex Classic Tee, it offers a rich, structured look that’s ideal for both casual and layered streetwear outfits. The design is carefully crafted to maintain sharp lines along the edges, ensuring that your style stays on point, no matter how many times you wear it.

Crafted for Comfort and Durability

Made from 100% cotton, this t-shirt combines softness with strength. With a fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²), it provides a comfortable feel that’s perfect for all-day wear. The pre-shrunk jersey knit ensures that the fit remains consistent, even after multiple washes. Plus, the tubular construction and taped neck and shoulders offer added durability, so your favorite tee looks great for longer.

Product Features

• Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey variant: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk Jersey Knit: Retains shape and fit after washing
• Open-end Yarn: Ensures a smooth, soft texture
• Tubular Construction: Seamless sides for a clean look
• Taped Neck and Shoulders: Reinforced for added strength and durability
• Double Seam: Enhanced durability at sleeves and bottom hem

Perfect for the Edgy and Bold

If your sense of humor leans toward the dark and daring, this t-shirt is a must-have. Whether you’re wearing it to a party, out with friends, or just running errands, this tee is sure to make a memorable impression. Its versatile design pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or even layered under a jacket for a more streetwear-inspired look.

Why Choose Couture Wild?

Couture Wild is all about pushing the boundaries of fashion and humor. Our "When My Last Girlfriend Choked To Death It Was A Terrible Blow" t-shirt exemplifies our commitment to creating apparel that’s not just stylish, but also a little bit daring. With high-quality materials and attention to detail, we ensure that every piece is as comfortable as it is bold.

Stand Out with Dark Humor

Looking for a unique gift or a conversation starter? This graphic t-shirt is perfect for those who love to stand out with their fashion and humor. It’s a great way to showcase your edgy side and connect with others who appreciate a darker twist on comedy.

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Ready to add some dark humor to your wardrobe?