Two Holes In One

Embrace your bold side and showcase your unapologetic sense of humor with our "What's Two Holes in One Hole? Your Nose in My Ass." graphic t-shirt. This statement piece is designed for those who love to push boundaries and make a fearless impression wherever they go.

Stand Out with Edgy Humor

Our graphic t-shirt features a provocative and witty phrase that’s sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Whether you're out with friends, attending a casual event, or just expressing your unique personality, this tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. The unapologetic humor encapsulated in the design makes it a standout choice for those who love to blend style with a touch of irreverence.

Premium Quality and Comfortable Fit

Crafted from high-quality materials, this unisex classic tee offers both comfort and durability. The structured fit provides a rich look that complements any streetwear ensemble, making it versatile for various styles and occasions.

Product Features

• Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey variant: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk Jersey Knit: Ensures a consistent fit wash after wash
• Open-end Yarn: Enhances softness and durability
• Tubular Construction: Reduces side seams for a smoother feel
• Taped Neck and Shoulders: Adds strength and maintains shape
• Double Seam: Reinforced sleeves and bottom hem for long-lasting wear

Versatile Style for Every Occasion

Whether you're layering it under a jacket for a street-ready look or wearing it solo for a casual vibe, this t-shirt adapts to your style needs. Its classic fit and durable fabric make it suitable for both men and women, ensuring a comfortable and flattering silhouette for everyone.

Why Choose Couture Wild?

At Couture Wild, we believe in creating apparel that not only looks great but also makes a statement. Our commitment to quality ensures that each t-shirt is made to last, maintaining its sharp lines and vibrant design even after multiple washes. With our "What's Two Holes in One Hole? Your Nose in My Ass." tee, you're not just wearing a shirt—you're expressing your bold personality.

Perfect Gift for the Bold and Brave

Looking for a unique gift for a friend or loved one who loves edgy humor and standout fashion? This graphic t-shirt is an ideal choice. It's a fun and daring way to show someone you appreciate their fearless spirit and sense of humor.

Get Yours Today

Don’t miss out on this original graphic t-shirt. Add it to your collection today and make a bold statement wherever you go.