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Couture Wild

You Never Know...

You Never Know...

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Embrace the humor in life’s tipsy moments with our "You Never Know How Drunk You Are Until You Stand Up" graphic t-shirt. This design is perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy the occasional drink with friends. Whether you’re out on the town or relaxing at home, this tee adds a fun twist to your wardrobe, reminding everyone that sometimes, the real challenge is just getting up!

Relatable Humor Meets Everyday Style

This t-shirt captures the universal experience of realizing just how tipsy you are when you finally stand up. It’s a lighthearted nod to fun nights out and shared memories, making it a perfect choice for casual outings, parties, or even just lounging around. The bold, playful design is sure to get a laugh and spark conversations wherever you go.

Durable, Comfortable, and Built to Last

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee offers the perfect combination of comfort and durability. The fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) ensures a soft, comfortable feel while providing the strength to hold up to everyday wear. The pre-shrunk jersey knit guarantees a consistent fit, while the tubular construction eliminates side seams for a smooth, streamlined look.

Product Features

  • Material: 100% cotton (Sport Grey variant: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
  • Fabric Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk Jersey Knit: Ensures a consistent fit
  • Open-end Yarn: Adds softness and durability
  • Tubular Construction: No side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit
  • Taped Neck and Shoulders: Reinforces strength and helps maintain shape
  • Double Seam: Reinforced sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability

Perfect for Layered Streetwear and Casual Outings

Whether you’re layering it under a jacket or pairing it with jeans, this tee is versatile enough to suit any style. The structured fit gives a rich and polished look, making it a great choice for both laid-back and streetwear-inspired outfits. Plus, the sharp lines and durable fabric ensure that this tee will look great wash after wash.

Why Choose Couture Wild?

At Couture Wild, we believe that fashion should be fun, expressive, and built to last. Our "You Never Know How Drunk You Are Until You Stand Up" t-shirt is a perfect example of our commitment to quality and style. Each piece is designed with care, ensuring that you can enjoy your favorite designs for years to come.

Great Gift for the Fun-Loving and Sociable

Looking for a unique gift for someone who loves a good laugh and enjoys socializing? This graphic t-shirt is a fantastic choice. It’s a fun and memorable way to celebrate the lighter side of life and make every gathering a little more fun.

Don’t wait—this playful t-shirt is a crowd favorite!


Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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